Top 5 Things to do to keep busy when you're laid off or out of work

LK's was a bit more positive than mine, but I think I've gotten to the point that if you can't laugh at your pathetic ass, then you're just gonna cry when everyone else does... hahaha, here goes...

1. Go to your part-time job and complete menial tasks to make a minor attempt to increase your self-esteem and self-worth.
"Have you seen our new sweaters? We JUST got these in for Holiday!"
"Do you need those Long and Leans in a Regular or Ankle length ma'am?"
And my favorite "would you like to open a GapGard today? You can save 20% off your purchase AND put your family one step closer to food stamps when you can't afford to pay our astronomical annual fee and finance charges!"

2. Do at-home Yoga or Pilates in your skivvies while hoping the neighbors can't see in the windows. And when you get tired, continue to watch the work-out while eating high-calorie, carb-rich sugar cereal.

3. Check your bank statement online - religiously. Pray that your unemployment claim that is 10 weeks behind finally comes through, then weep after seeing how close your coming to complete destitution, while also rejoicing on the days that your part-time job desposits the $67.04 that you made the week before. (yeah, it's sad - but that's beer money bitches!)

4. In the middle of the day, Call ALL of your friends that have jobs... you know that they're busy, but you aint got shit to do. Remind them that you just woke up an hour ago, and then ask if you can borrow 20 bucks for beers this weekend :)

5. And finally, when you're at your breaking point... check the local craigslist ads for adult gigs. See if your dream of becoming a dominatrix may just become a reality, thanks to that naughty little pig-boy that wants to lick your boots...