OK, I know that people mean well and all but if ONE MORE PERSON offers me help in my "job quest" I'm going to find Montana's displaced miniscus and just throw it at people. All day long.
"Hey Laura, you HAVE to get a job right this minute. We're on the verge of a Depression and if you don't get a new job right now, you'll be sucked into a black hole with Dick Cheney as your only companion"
...Miniscus toss.
"Hey Laura, my mother's brother's sister's cousin's best friend's stock broker's mechanic has a friend who works in a totally unrelated industry that you have no experience in or desire to work in, but he could get you a job. Like now"
...Flying miniscus.
"OH NO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU GOT LAID OFF, OH GOD. I'M SO SORRY. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??????"
"Gee, thanks. I thought I'd sit in my room and play "It's the End of the World" by R.E.M over and over until my brain explodes and oozes out my ears"..splat...Miniscus in the face...
Avoid the flying miniscus. Be real.
Montana, I hope I haven't exploited your poor miniscus too much. I just read all of the posts so I had it on the brain. Many thanks:)
