1. Bless their hearts, the people who's windows only open an inch, so they open their door to get the ticket to me, but then proceed to laboriously stick the ticket and money through the one inch slot in their window, as opposed to going around their door.
2. "Yo,WhishWayToSissFlass?" I will never be able to go to 'Siss Flass' again for the rest of my life, and to mis cholos buenos from Rhode Island, I thank you.
3. The measurable accumulation of snow on my booth floor, abutting the electrical heater that's been there since I was 7.
4. "She gave me the wrong ticket." Oh really mister truck driver? I didn't realize that the little yellow machine for 'AUTOS ONLY' was a 'she'. How silly of her - let me fix this for you, you ignorant, lazy pig.
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