Top 5 Tattoos I want

1. matching birds with jesus
2. a huge Titanic on my ass
3. a lifelike replica of the virgin mary, perhaps her entire naked body
4. something white people get
5. permanent black or purple penis color.

Ha freakin ha, you tkele-cho-g.

Yeah, that's Navajo for JACKASS.

Love you.

1. Matching birds with Sarah.
2. A cover up or addition to the butch tribal monstrosity on my hip.
3. "hope" - location and language to be determined
4. generic kanji symbol for "independent" or "independence" (which could qualify for Caleb's "something white people get")
5. I always thought it would be fun to pull a Britney, shave my head, and have my entire scalp covered in a giant tattoo - which would then be covered once my hair grows back :)

My feelings are hurt that Bethie and Sarah don't want to get matching bird tattoos with me :(

Oh no Laura! Don't be sad! You can have one too!!! Although, you have matching tattos with people already, no? Hell, what's a few more?!!

We should all get matching lower back tramp stamps that say 'hi, I'm white - and I'll probably sleep with you after this vodka shot.'

Yes? No?

um... I already have that one... it's in braille on my upper left ass cheek.
(if you're gonna be a skank, at least be an equal opportunity one!)

i love equal opportunity skanks!!! i'll get matching tattoos with any of you, unless of course, i have just invaded on the "girl's club". so, my top five tattoos to add to my five i already have...
1)the word "AMARANTH" around my wrist.
2)a nautical star on both my anatomical snuff boxes
3)the amaranth symbol above the word "amaranth"
4)my school symbols somewhere
5)my face on your ass, kissing it